"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
Okay, besides mickey magic, I really enjoy the new mickey cartoon shorts except Goofy is now disgusting. He looks like someone decided to pile trash on him and forced him to wear it. The fuck did you do to Goofy, Disney?
(Source: glitteringgoldie, via notlostonanadventure)
When you like someone but don’t know how to get close to them with out scaring them say listen to this and shove an ear bud in there ear.
And place a gun on the counter, that’ll make him stay.